Off in all directions

I’ve got a whole lot of stuff to write here, but can’t get my thoughts organizized. Suspect it’s just an overdose of caffiene again.

I want to talk about:
-Cellphone user interfaces
-TIVO
-Interface stagnation
-lUser cretins
-Popups
…and some other stuff.

But at the moment – I’m…
-Checking email constantly.
-Still glowing from the fun weekend I had.
-Looking forward to a date tonight!
-Looking forward to another party this weekend.
-Surfing the usual morning sites: slashdot, memepool, macsurfer, boingboing.
-Too lazy to put links to the previous items, I’m sure you can figure them out if you’re motivated.
-Using Dreamweaver to create a progress list for TGC.
-Trying to determine how to turn the progress list into a database.
-Feeling a bit guilty about spending all my time on parties and dates and never going to see my parents.
-Cursing ASP, Windows, Microsoft, Bill Gates, the day he was born, AND the horse he rode in on.
-Trying to determine if the $100 firewall for the office, will be better than nothing and will make do till we can afford the $1000 one with $2000 of configuration – not to mention backups.
-Still suckin’ down the caffiene – in this case the inexplicable 59 cent, 42 ounce Mickey D Diet Coke
-I asked you not to mention backups!
-Trying to remember if I need to put break lines in here, or if it will do it automagically.
-Thinking when the Rover wears out, or before, maybe I need a Volkswagen – either a 5-10 year old vanagon camper, or a Tuareg. Love that name. (Googling for it) http://wwwusers.imaginet.fr/~yusuf/introduction.html
-Listening to random MP3s at just high enough volume to annoy people walking by my office, I hope.
-Contemplating the big stack of books here on the desk waiting to data dump: Website design, Dreamweaver, CSS.
-Considering a ‘preview’ button for this blog.
-Figuring out how to turn my iSight into a webcam
-Thinking we should actually have a holiday on Bill Gates’ birthday so we could actually curse the day he was born.

Copying

I often have problems when I try to copy files on the computer; different problems depending upon the operating system I’m using. Maybe this happens to me more as a control/organization freak; I move things around a lot, and often back things up by copying them to a different drive.

A copy operation is really a sync. (Or is it “synch” – maybe that’s why noone’s gotten it right so far!) If I try to copy into a folder where things already exist, what I must be doing is syncronizing the folders – getting the latest files, etc. In fact there’s not nearly enough syncronization going on – many, many times when I do a backup all I’d really like to move is the changed files; but I end up having to delete all the source files and recopy all the files. rsync apparently does this well, but with several problems: i still don’t understand exactly how it works; it’s not smart when both files have been changed; it doesn’t work on Windows (big surprise, there’s probably one there but it must by definition suck if it’s Windows software) or have a GUI for OSX.

One of the biggest problems is interrupted copies. Any time a process might come up with messages – please check for and front-load (tell me before you start) those messages; or back-load them (wait till the process is done then tell me what went wrong and help me cure it. Disc full? Check before to be sure there’s enough space, then “reserve” that space till the operation is done. Files locked or bad permissions? Check first! Now, I’m sure there might be issues that happen after the copy has started – unexpected errors. Just save them and continue copying if you can. Sometimes OSX is in the middle of a copy, and it runs into a file that chokes it, and it just puts up a dialog box then stops! As I recall this was a lot worse in OS9. On the other hand, I’ve had “move” operations fail on Windows (moving files from one disc to another, a copy-then-delete-original) and the files would actually be gone! This is unacceptable.

Of course, true journalling file systems and the like will make this problem both better and worse; you may have old copies of files forever; but sometimes you want to move all the copies, and sometimes you might only want to move the most recent copy.

Been a long time

I suppose in a way I did vanish off the face of the earth for a little while. For the past few months I’ve been working getting ready for Burning Man, and everything else (least of all this blog) took low priority.

My pictures, as well as others from our group, are at Fuegodiego Gallery – I’m trying a new picture program called Gallery and it seems to work fairly well.

Burning Man was really amazing this year, as always. One of the aspects of it that I forget is how the environment makes you refocus on your personal needs that you usually take for granted – water, food, bathroom, sleep – while immersing you in new and differnent ideas and emotions – it can be overwhelming for anyone, sober! The only drug I had any of was “Two Buck Chuck” (and a few of his more costly relatives), but I still got emotionally wrung out – driving 12 hours back in the Pinz sorted me out pretty well.

I have some new stuff coming up here, so stay tuned!

PC Technician

For some reason, lately I keep being asked PC questions, despite my vitriolic hatred for all things Windows. When did I become the PC Technician?

I’m actually very happy to help people with problems – especially so technical ones. Except when it comes to Windows. Even though often I can answer the question and help the person solve the problem, but the fact that the process is so arcane, frustrates me no end. I think this is because I take the problems personally.

One friend had her USB port go bad – probably because of plugging a USB2 into a USB1 port (actually it was a USB2 device into a USB1/USB2 hub into a USB1 port – and I’ve heard of this happening before). So the USB ports on her (generic) motherboard died – everything else worked fine. Luckily she didn’t need them for keyboard or mouse – tho she did need them for printer, palm, nicer mouse, etc. My inclination was to believe it was a software problem – but after the usual rigamarole Windows XP gave no indication anything was wrong. So I ripped out the heart of the beast, and we took a field trip to Fry’s. A new motherboard, the same but with USB2 (how convenient!) was $50. Back home, and there are about 16 different connections that have to be made from memory and video cards and ethernet cards (’cause the onboard one never works), and power and drives and lights and switches and the front USB ports which never did work before because they needed to be plugged in to the mother board upside down and backwards. Back up and running, as far as I know – and my warranty as always was till I got out the door. (I’ve never had to replace a Mac motherboard, and components in the desktop machines are usually a lot easier to get to. I can open my G4 while it’s running if I want to.)

Yesterday morning, got a call from another friend who’s a mechanical genius and has the most amazing metal shop in his garage and is always super helpful – but he’s not much of a computer wizard (tho more so than he thinks, I believe). He picked up a Dlink wireless card for his Windows 98 laptop, and dilligently followed all the install instructions, software loading, configuration, rebooting, network settings, etc. (With a Mac you just…plug it in. But I digress.) And he was sitting in Starbucks and he couldn’t get it to work. Turned out there were some other hidden settings that the manual didn’t explain, that needed to be switched on, then of course you need to buy an account from Starbucks to use their service (he wasn’t near a friendly independant coffee shop like Lestat’s on Adams that lets you use their network for free, you don’t even have to buy coffee but if you do it’s a damn sight better than Starbucks’). He actually solved the problem, somehow; he explained to me what the problem was, something to do with configuration settings, that I couldn’t be bothered to remember but will probably give me nightmares anyway.)

So now I’m at work, and the investor guy I work with tells me his Windows 98 system at home won’t open PDFs even tho he’s loaded the latest Adobe PDF reader it keeps looking for the old one, or asking for a component or something (on Mac OSX, Acrobat reading AND printing is standard, or you can get Acrobat Reader or Writer if you need to do more with it). He’s trying to tell me the bizarre error message that comes up. I really hate trying to answer computer questions over the phone – far worse to try to answer them from (their) memory!

Why must this be so complicated? (A: it doesn’t have to be…but you’re already tired of me talking about the Mac!) Anyhow – just wanted to disclaim that if I’m grumpy when you ask me Windows questions, it’s not that I don’t want to help you, I just tend to accept the massive stupidity of the whole computing universe as a personal failing of my own fault. Mea maximuma culpa.

We must be crazy

There was an article in the LA Times this morning, the obituary for N!xau, who starred in The Gods Must Be Crazy. I would point you to the online version of the article, but you have to have registered with LA Times to be able to read it online.

(I’m being interupted with questions about converting spreadsheets from DBASE and Lotus…one moment…)

WINDHOEK, Namibia

I met Larry Flynt

Nearly twenty years ago, I wrote a paper for my high school American government class on Larry Flynt’s candidacy for president in the 1984 election. Got an A-, which wasn’t bad, considering that the teacher was a feminist who, despite being a liberal (and a great teacher!) was against everything Flynt stood for – and I sprung the paper on her at the last minute. But it was pretty much par for the course for me, having written an immigration paper about extraterrestrials, among others.

So last night, at the Hustler Hollywood store in downtown San Diego, Flynt was there in person. I actually thought that it was going to be a political speech of some sort, but instead he was just there signing autographs, with someone named Jenna Jameson; I was apparently the only one in line who didn’t immediately recognise her from her numerous porn videos. “You’re here to see Larry?” I picked up his book, and got him to sign it and my paper (which I somehow was able to dig up from the archives); I’d even made another copy for him to keep, which he seemed to appreciate. He wasn’t looking all that great, but did seem to brighten up when I showed him the paper. “I would certainly like to read this.”

Flynt’s style of porn does not appeal to me. The women don’t look real; and they don’t appear to be the sort that I’d enjoy talking to or hanging out with (not to mention whether they’d like hanging out with me!). And I’m still ambivalent about whether or not they’re being exploited. Though I must admit, back in 1984 what Flynt produced was way, way over the top – but with what’s availble on the internet, the Hustler store seems downright tame.

But I do like his style of politics, whether or not I agree with any of it. We’re supposed to be the greatest nation on earth, because we’re a government of, by, and for the people. Not the rich people, not the powerful people, not the elegant and politically correct people. But all the people, including the pornographers, the go-go girls, and the plain ol’ everyday people that do whatever they happen to do, assisted by the image of Jenna Jameson. So I like the fact that there are – or at least, were – outrageous people like Flynt to fight to define our first amendment rights.

And there were a lot of those everyday people in line last night. Took 2 hours to get in to the store. I still don’t think I could pick out Jenna from a line-up. Maybe I’ll have to rent a video. But one of my favorite parts of standing in line, is when they were telling us the “rules” – you could take pictures OF them, but not WITH them. “That’s okay,” I told the people in line around me, “that’s what Photoshop is for. ‘See, here we are at Sea World, and there we are at the zoo…'”

I met Randy Fry

The Fry’s store finally opened in San Marcos. The theme is “Atlantis” (or perhaps “Jules Verne”) and it’s really pretty darned cool, with fishtanks and electrical sculptures and a giant water marble. And even fairly well organized!

I went to the grand opening the other day – the place was packed, and the line to get in stretched around the outside of the store. Of course I’d been there already – went on the first afternoon they were “beta test” opening; in fact I’d already bought stuff. And even returned something!

So as I was wandering around I noticed the “suits” milling about the big round fishtank near the entrance; and sure enough one of them had a nametag “Randy Fry, President”. So I shook his hand and told him I was a long time customer, and then he got a call on his cellphone.

I’ve been meaning to write to him with suggestions for a while now, so I’ll just start ranting here.

“Welcome High Tech Professionals” is one of their mottos (on ugly banners outside the otherwise beautifully facade’d building). Seems to me like Fry’s has two classes of customers: Joe Schmoe consumers just looking for the lowest price, and geeks, er, High Tech Professionals. The science of selling to the former is well studied (“Hi, I’m bait!” “…and I’m Switch!”); but selling to the latter, while probably much easier, is rarely done well. It requires several factors.
-Vast selection of techie products. This they have, and in fact this is one of the reasons I’ve always liked Fry’s – they have everything.
-Great organization of those products. Not so much. A while back, we tried to find 505 timer chips – one of the most basic items a proto-geek would ever want – in the San Diego store, amid a selection of probably 5000 chips. The little chip bags on peghooks on the wall were badly organized, badly labelled, wrong chips on labelled hooks, and in a badly lit ghetto of the store. I used to work in the plumbing section of a hardware store, and I could see right away that the problem was that noone was minding the section; people pick up things and put them back in the wrong places – noone was putting things back. Noone was ordering – or making visible – the popular items. And noone in the area (including the help desk) seemed to know anything about chips. Another example is when display products are damaged or broken – I actually like this, ’cause I can see where the failure points are – but it looks like hell.
-Provide the newest, latest, greatest stuff. Get it as early as possible, and display it proudly. It’d probably not get past manufacturers, but I’d really like to see an “Akihabara” section with products you can normally only get in Japan.
-Prices, customer service, etc. aren’t really that big a deal to geeks – they can figure things out for themselves and they’re more likely to waste a knowledgeable salesperson’s time than actually get any useful information from them; and if they can find the precise item they need they mostly don’t care what they pay for it – $2? $5? Doesn’t matter, I need it.

Customer Service. Everyone I talk to complains about Fry’s customer service, automatically – it’s sort of like when someone talks about The Claim Jumper and they say with wonderment, “The portions are huge!”, leaving out the fact that the food is generally mediocre. Personally, I’ve never really had a problem with their customer service – but as said earlier, I’m a geek and I expect to figure things out for myself.
That said – I talked to one of the new hires at the San Marcos store, and apparently they’re paid about $7 an hour. Slightly better than minimum wage; even in this economy a reasonably skilled computer person should be able pull down $15 an hour doing support or designing web pages. So give ’em a break and be surprised when they actually know something – some of them are great. As discussed above, they do need more work on stocking and keeping up display items.

Product Returns. I’ve got mixed feelings about this. High tech products often fail to live up to expectations. Either they’re not compatible – or they don’t solve the problem you’re trying to solve – or they’re just a PITA to use. Heck, some of them are even actually nonfunctional. Every time I’ve tried to return something – as long as I’ve kept the boxes and doc intact, and have the receipt – they never give me any trouble. It’s surprisingly easy – waiting in line is often the most painful part of the experience – along with the disappointment of yet another crappy electronic device. On the other hand – I don’t like to buy merchandise that’s been opened. There are so many connectors and parts to some of these things, that there’s no way to know if the last customer brought everything back or not – or even if they tested and were sure it was working properly. Plus it’s just “worth more” to me if it hasn’t been handled. Personally, I just avoid the white sticker disclaimer’d boxes – at least they do that. I’d rather see them ship all returned items back to the manufacturer so THEY have to deal with their own faulty or unacceptable products.

Rebates. Ooh, rebates really suck. Read somewhere yesterday that on rebates of over $100, something like 40% of them are ever redeemed – for lower rebates the numbers go down to about 5%. You’ve got to cut apart the packaging that you have to save – so you have to wait to be sure you’re not going to have to return it. Then there are time limits, and you’re supposed to photocopy everything (everyone has home photocopiers, no?) – at least they’re providing duplicate receipts lately. And even after you manage to successfully mail it in, there’s an 8 week wait till you get your check, so by then you’ve probably forgotten about it and wouldn’t notice if it never arrived. They should automate this process: submit the rebate electronically at time of purchase (or, say, 30 days later if the item hasn’t been returned) – all I have to do is provide my address to the cashier (which they already have) – no mess, no fuss, and force the manufacturers to actually pay out their stinkin’ rebates.

Extended warranties. Come on, you know everyone hates these. Just honor the manufacturer’s warranty – offer extensions on that if necessary, but don’t cram a FUD down my throat everytime I buy a product I’m already unsure of. Especially considering that many of these products are obsolete in a year or two anyway.

Finally, there are the horrible beeping alarms that are set off with the slightest touch of the demo merchandise. Next time I hear one I’m going to start yelling “ALARM! ALARM!” till someone figures out how freaking annoying they are (…or kicks me out for being a loony). Thing about these alarms is, like muzak (excuse me, Muzak(tm)) – if you’re around them all the time you get so you can’t hear them anymore. Instead – give section employees pagers that go off instead of the alarms – but more importantly, build them so they don’t go off by accident.

Other suggestions:

Product kiosks where you could look up location and availability of any products they carried. I’d even provide detailed, printable/emailable information about the items – specifications, speeds, compatibility. Have the manufacturers provide you data sheets in a specified format (html/xml). Put the information storage in a computer where it belongs, rather than expecting minimum wage customer support people to know everything.

Second, I’d have training classes for floor employees – anyone who wanted to come to them, pay them to be there. Train them on how to hook up a car stereo, how to build a home theater system, how to install Linux, how to create an LED circuit. Heck, even invite the public, like Home Despot does.

Finally – a radical idea – recruit your best customers as customer support. Give me a name tag, and a 5% discount if I wear it any time I’m in the store – and if people have questions, they can come up and ask me. This already happens – a lot – this would just formalize it. Make up rules for consultants soliciting – I’m allowed to hand out business cards, if I want, but nothing else, and they can revoke my card if they get any complaints. The Fry’s card could even have encoded my name and address, email, or whatever information I choose to give them, so I don’t have to provide it every time. Heck, even a hosted email address if I want it (they already offer this – but I’d give it away with the Frequent Customer card).

And, as mentioned earlier, if they ever open stores in England, they need to call them Chips.

Cigars

More recycled material. Someone on a mailing list I’m on asked about people’s preferences for cigars.

(rant)
Definitely (or defiantly, the other word the spell checker suggests)
one of my hard boundaries. More so cigarettes – double yuck. Nothing
like kissing someone who tastes like licking an ashtray. Nothing like
burning eyes and hacking lungs. Nothing like visiting loved ones dying
in the hospital. Nothing like massive companies churning out products
whose only use is to cause death. I consider myself a libertarian and
I don’t like restricting what people choose to do in their own homes –
but at the same time I’m pleased to see smoking bans and the tobacco
companies being litigated to death.

That was always my problem with the Clinton thing – I really don’t care
about the president’s sex life (even if he’s lying about it to
Congress), much less what consenting adults choose to put in each
others orifices (orifi?). But a cigar? Bleh.

Plenty of other fringe activities I appreciate and/or participate in –
even ones that are potentially harmful to participants. Tobacco isn’t
one of them.

I guess the best I can say is that cigars (quality ones) aren’t quite
as nasty and chemical-filled as cigarettes.

But still. Yuck!
(/rant)

Mail

My uncle sent me a thing about sending your junk mail back in their postage-paid envelopes, as well as leaving telemarketers on hold. Here’s my response. (Yes, I’m too lazy to write anything fresh!)

I find that getting rid of my home phone (using only the cellphone) has been really useful in killing phone spam. I hate it when the phone at work is for me ’cause it’s ALWAYS some dork trying to sell us computer equipment and I’m the “computer guy”.

The postal mail that bugs me the most isn’t the credit card offers, etc – but the “newspaper” garbage – ez saver, pennysaver, etc – that are usually sent out by the local newspaper despite the fact that I don’t subscribe and have asked them not to.

Or the ones from tree trimmers, roofers, etc. that they jam in my garage door handle or leave on my doorstep or doorknob.

Finally – I wish the post office would just raise rates a lot – say, to 50c or so – and then leave it there for a long long time. Ten years should be sufficient. And charge everyone that much – don’t give a discount to the spammers.

But a better idea is what I call the “letter rate” stamp – stamps that don’t have a dollar amount on them, but are good for mailing a letter – forever. Buy as many as you want (at today’s rate) – when the rates go up you don’t have to bother with penny stamps or worse, returned letters. Ditto for the $3 express mail envelopes – buy as many as you want – their stamp is good forever. The Post office would certainly make more money from people buying early. Probably makes too much sense though.

I remember a few years ago when I was at the post office (to have something weighed – now there’s a PITA) and I was looking at all the stamp collecting stuff on the walls, and wondering why the hell they bother – and I realised, every stamp they sell that they don’t have to deliver is pure profit. Now there’s a scam. What the hell is the government doing in that business?

Music Rights

(A friend asked readers for blog subjects, here’s my response. I know I’ve ranted on this before, but I can’t be bothered to search my own archive at the moment. Oh, there it is.)

When I buy a CD, what am I actually buying? Apparently, some very limited usage rights, and a shiny plastic shell – but not only are my rights not made clear on a disclaimer on the disc, I’m not sure anyone really agrees on what these rights are. I’m not allowed to use it in any way that might conceivably make me money – at a concert, over the radio, whatever; I can’t play it in my restaurant or aerobics studio without paying the RIAA (or whoever). Fine. They’d really rather I didn’t play it on my computer, make mp3s out of it, make backup copies for my own use, make my own mixes, sell the CD to a used CD store, or buy one from that store – but either technology or pesky constitutional issues still allow some of these in some form. If the disk gets scratched – I can’t get a replacement for a discount. If I accidentally double-buy one I already own – too bad so sad for me unless the record store takes returns. If my house burns down – thousands of dollars of CDs up in smoke. If I “own” the record, and I want a CD or to download it from a music service, I have to repay full price. And even so – almost no money from my purchase actually ever gets to the artist who created it.

I would like to be able to purchase a media-independent licence for music – with reasonable, specific rights defined by some Creative Commons style document. These rights should include rights to cover/included artwork contained with the media. And for which a large portion of the licence fees go to the artist and producer of the music. I could then “show” this licence anytime I want a copy of the music/materials on some form of media – and pay the media distributors a reasonable price for that service.