- right turn on red
- designated hitter rule
- alligator or crocodile
- analog or digital
- apples or oranges
- automatic or stick
- AM or FM
- burn out or fade away
- beef or chicken
- beer or wine
- before or after
- black or white
- butter or mayo
- Cavalier or Roundhead
- creation or selection
- close-hauled or running free
- coffee or tea
- Coke or Pepsi
- day or night
- DCE or DTE
- (wanted) dead or alive
- death or bunda
- death or dishonor
- Democrat or Republican
- die on your feet or live on your knees
- dom or sub
- duct tape or duck tape
- English or metric
- feast or famine
- fish or cut bait
- flora or fauna
- flotsam or jetsam
- fold or crumple
- football or soccer
- Free as in speech or Free as in beer
- free bottle in front o’me or pre-frontal lobotomy
- fur us or again us
- gas or electric
- give up or die trying
- grazer or browser
- heaven or hell
- hit or stay
- hot or not
- leather or lace
- live free or die
- local or long distance
- lunchmeat or unsolicited commercial email
- magnetic or true
- manic or depressive
- mom or dad
- motivate or procrastinate
- objective or subjective
- obsessive or compulsive
- on or off
- online or brick and mortar
- paper or plastic
- pass or fail
- petrol or diesel
- planned or accident
- pro-life or pro-choice
- rant or rave
- rare or well done
- RC or CofE?
- regular or unleaded
- right handed or left handed
- right or wrong
- rule in hell or serve in heaven
- sail or power
- shit or get off the pot
- sink or swim
- spit or swallow
- stalactite or stalagmite
- starboard or port
- sugar cone, or waffle cone
- sweet or savory
- tastes great or less filling
- talk or listen
- toe the line or stand up for what you believe in
- top or bottom
- tortoise or hare
- transmit or receive
- up or down
- union or confederacy
- vote or abstain
- weak anthropic or strong anthropic
- win or lose
- you eat the bear or the bear eats you
- zip or button
- duck it or fuck it
- nut up or shut up
- put up or shut up
- shape up or ship out
- take it or leave it
- love it or leave it
- make or break
- fight or flight
- now or never
- go big or go home
- do or do not (there is no try)
- fold or call
- beg, borrow, or steal
- burn, rape, pillage or plunder
- coffee, tea or me
- day, late, or graveyard
- fries, rice pilaf or baked potato
- local, state or federal
- progressive, regressive or flat
- shit, piss, or go blind
- Windows, Mac, or Linux
- lead, follow, or get out of the way
- this, that, or the other thing
Remixes
- fish or swim
- sink or cut bait
- you eat the bear, or the pope pisses in the woods
The original list (2003) is from my old site: archived copy on the Wayback Machine. Typos fixed here.