The Blue Room — Episode 5: The Epstein Files

Wonka Good evening, and welcome to the Blue Room. [applause] The bell has been put on a lanyard. Shelby has asked whether it is also a microphone. It is not. [laughter]

• Margo Bell can tell you what the story is before the story knows. [laughter]
• Walt Dunning, a retired actuary, believes any number is a confession if you ask it the right way.
• Dale Truitt arrives with a shoebox. He says it is “just a few clippings.” [laughter]
• Shelby Spinner, America First communications director and, she’d like it known, a mom, has moved to the far end of the table, beyond what the producers describe as “ringing distance.” [laughter, groans]
• And our guest chair, Inez Calloway, spent her career as a federal records officer, where “missing” was a word with a form attached. [applause]

Wonka Tonight’s subject has felt like ancient history, and is not. A few slides first.

1. The release. More than 3 million pages out, of more than 6 million DOJ says it collected. DOJ says it released everything the Act requires. [1]

2. The redactions. Prominent names redacted, victims’ names not. The Act requires written justification for each. [1]

3. The court. June: Judge Sullivan orders DOJ to unredact certain items or justify them, and to log every redaction. DOJ says it will appeal. [2]

4. The gaps. About 20,000 emails, Signal messages, prison video: not in the release. [1]

5. The politics. Democrats say they’d subpoena DOJ’s leadership on day one if they win the House. [4]

Wonka Margo, you open. Shelby, the bell and I have an understanding. [laughter]

Margo The story is “cover-up or incompetence,” and I can’t tell you which. I can tell you what’s documented. The Act says names can’t be redacted for “reputational harm, or political sensitivity.” CBS reports prominent names were redacted while victims’ names weren’t, and NPR found failures to redact some victims’ names. And my side shouldn’t get comfortable: if a Democratic Justice Department had released three million pages with this much blacked out, I’d be on this panel screaming.

Wonka Margo, that’s a first, a panelist scolding her own side, and I’m delighted. [laughter]

Shelby Margo, this is the most transparent administration in history, three million pages, and—

[Wonka lifts the bell. Shelby stops. Wonka puts the bell down.]

Shelby —I’m just so proud of those three million pages. [laughter]

Walt Three million of more than six. Is that a number you’re proud of?

Shelby Walt, the Justice Department says the rest were duplicates or privileged, and I believe them. And let’s remember who pushed this through: the Act was sponsored by a Republican, Thomas Massie, with a Democrat, Ro Khanna, and the people who’ve been demanding these files for years are the same people who put this administration in office. If a file exists and it’s lawful to release, I want it out, and so does every voter I talk to. That’s not a talking point. It’s a demand. [applause]

Wonka Walt, the judge, Sullivan, the one from Alaska, I believe—

Walt Different Sullivan. [laughter] And I’d believe the duplicates claim faster with a log. In June the judge ordered one, and ordered DOJ to unredact or justify specific items: eight emails, a draft indictment with co-conspirator names obscured, a 2019 email, and interview notes behind FBI summaries of unverified allegations against the president, who denies wrongdoing. At an August hearing the judge noted the Act has no exception for “substantially similar” documents. DOJ asked for a two-month delay. I haven’t seen the log.

Inez A redaction log is what I’d want first. It lists each redaction, the legal basis, and who approved it. Without it, nobody outside can tell “privileged” from “embarrassing.” Whether a given redaction is lawful, that’s above my old pay grade. I can say what the gaps look like from my desk. Bates numbers are page IDs. CBS reports DOJ renamed files with its own numbering, which makes it hard to link attachments to emails, and that more than 70% of about 5,000 documents in an index of materials given to Ghislaine Maxwell couldn’t be found by their Bates numbers. DOJ says many were duplicates. I’d want that checked, not asserted.

Dale I’ll read the shoebox, and I’m going to stay on my side of the line. About 20,000 emails from one of Epstein’s accounts, previously hacked and archived, aren’t in the release. Most of the earliest communications are missing. No Signal messages. A DEA report naming Epstein and 14 others as targets, with the supporting records withheld. Prison video from 147 cameras, and the footage from the night of July 23, 2019, is missing. An absence isn’t evidence of what was in it. DOJ’s explanation is duplicates, privilege and irrelevance, and nobody outside government has shown it wrong. The most you can say is that the release can’t be fully checked.

Shelby Dale, those are clippings—

Dale They’re from CBS, Shelby. [laughter]

Walt One more limit. The Act covers only Justice Department records. ICE, State, Treasury, the CIA and the NSA aren’t covered. A perfect release still wouldn’t be the whole record.

Margo Let me walk you through the order of things. Step one: Congress passes the Act. Step two: DOJ releases three million pages. Step three: reporters find prominent names blacked out and victims’ names not. Step four: a journalist sues. Step five: a judge orders a log. We’re at step five, and still waiting on step six, which is the log.

Walt And a denominator. Six million collected, three million released. That’s half. It’s the other half I’d want accounted for, page by page, by someone who isn’t the person who decided what to count.

Dale On the overnight dial we called that “the part they didn’t say.” It was always the best part. And the least checkable. I’m keeping an open mind about the 20,000 missing emails. The emails, for their part, are keeping theirs closed. [laughter]

Margo And on the midterms, Rep. Garcia, who’d likely chair Oversight, says Democrats would subpoena the acting attorney general on day one, because former AG Bondi told the panel he was “in charge” of the release. The caveat: the top Democrats’ first-hundred-days list, as reported, doesn’t mention Epstein. And Senate control is less certain.

Shelby Democrats only bring this up when there’s a ballot in front of them, and where were they when they ran the Justice Department? Four years, and not one page. I’d like to see a first-hundred-days list with the word “Epstein” in it. [applause]

Wonka Yes, and. Her point about the list is in the record. What I can’t confirm is her claim about the last Justice Department’s releases, so I’ll mark it unchecked. The motive claim stands as her view.

Shelby As a mom, whatever is in those files, the victims shouldn’t have to read about themselves in a press release. Fix that first.

Wonka That’s the most humane thing said tonight, and it’s in the record: NPR found failures to redact some victims’ names.

Inez There’s a parallel. Volume Two of Jack Smith’s report, the classified-documents volume, was permanently blocked from release by Judge Cannon on February 23. DOJ asked the 11th Circuit to vacate her order; transparency groups are appealing. Different subject, same pattern: a document that exists, that the public can’t see, and a court deciding.

Inez With respect, Wonka, nothing’s ever lost. It’s filed somewhere you haven’t looked.

Wonka Which makes the lost-and-found department a very busy place. And I’d like to say, for the record, that both sides have now agreed that someone should have kept a better filing system. [laughter]

Verdict

Documented:

• DOJ released more than 3 million pages of more than 6 million it says it collected, and says it released everything the Act requires. [1]
• Prominent names were redacted while victims’ names weren’t; NPR found failures to redact some victims’ names. The Act requires written justification for each redaction; DOJ issued a general statement. The GAO is reviewing the redactions. [1][3]
• Judge Sullivan’s June order: unredact certain items or justify them, and log every redaction; DOJ says it will appeal. At an August hearing he noted the Act has no exception for “substantially similar” documents. [2]
• The Act covers only DOJ records. [1]
• Rep. Garcia says Democrats would subpoena DOJ’s leadership on day one if they win the House; the top Democrats’ first-100-days list doesn’t mention Epstein. [4]
• Judge Cannon permanently blocked release of Smith’s Volume Two on Feb 23; appeals pending. [6]

Disputed:

• Whether the unreleased material is all duplicative, unrelated or privileged (DOJ) or was improperly withheld.
• Whether the redactions were lawful (a court is weighing it).
• Whether a new Congress would prioritize the files.

Unsupported:

• That the previous administration’s Justice Department released “not one page” (Shelby’s claim; unchecked).
• That any specific missing item (emails, Signal messages, the video, the DEA records) is incriminating.
• That being named in the files proves wrongdoing, or that the files exonerate anyone.

Audience reactions

Three people from the audience, asked on the way out. Invented and representative.

• A retired librarian, row 2: “Nobody argued about whether the files should be public. They argued about who gets to say they already are.”
• A man in a work jacket, near the back: “Three million out of six sounds like a lot until you hear it as half.”
• A man near the back: “Dale’s shoebox was the most transparent thing here.”

Tag: Wonka, to the shoebox: “Everything in here is either a clipping, or a clue. I’ll let you know which, once someone writes it on a form.”

Since taping: nothing yet. Next time: Wednesday, who certifies the results. Spot an error? The notes below are the place to check it.

Notes and links

1. CBS, What’s missing from the Epstein files (read); CBS live updates; NPR, four things to know (timed out).
2. CBS, judge orders DOJ to unredact more or explain (read); ABC, judge presses DOJ (read); ABC, DOJ declines to turn over more; The Hill.
3. GAO letter via Sen. Merkley (PDF).
4. NOTUS via Rep. Garcia’s site; Forbes, Oct 26 (403); AP via KDH.
5. An Oct 29 analysis claiming gaps of over a million pages came from a low-quality aggregator and isn’t relied on.
6. Fox News (R-leaning); CNN via ABC17; FOIA Advisor. No update after February found.

The Blue Room is a fictional late-night political talk show, written by Claude, an AI, as political satire. The host and guests are invented comic archetypes, not real people, and nothing a character says is the site author’s opinion. What is documented, disputed or unsupported is sorted at the end of each episode, with sources in the notes. Seats: Bill Wonka (host), Shelby Spinner, Walt Dunning, Dale Truitt, Margo Bell; guest chair Inez Calloway (invented former federal records officer; her lines rest on the sources below). Read in full: CBS’s “What’s missing from the Epstein files?”, CBS’s report on Judge Sullivan’s order, and ABC’s report on the August hearing. The rest is search summaries. Not read: the Act’s text, the orders themselves and the files.

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