This one is “not safe for work”. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Really.
“Giant Evil Clown Lounge Chair”
“Build Your Own Cage Kit”
“Pile of rotting carnage with flies.”
And my favorite,
“Gimp Outfit”
(okay, but then there’s “Gaping Hole Outfit”. What the hell is up with _that_?? Not to mention “Burned Skin and Stained Undergarments” which sounds a little like a really sad country song.)