I’ve heard there’s a proto-pagan holiday of some sort going on tomorrow. But today, friends, today is Friday the 13th. A much better reason to celebrate.

Did you remember that “King Friday” on Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood celebrated his birthday every Friday the 13th? Sounds like a good idea to me.

So — break a mirror, pet a black cat, spill some salt, walk under a ladder. They’re all okay today (by some convoluted logic understood only by me, and perhaps the Knights Templar).