Wants a Facebook app, that requires updates to be, in haiku format.
Sunny summer day, Facebook updates and comments, should now be haiku.
Wobbly lunch table, two beef tacos and one fish, guacamole side.
Pressing walk button, more than once does not make the, green man show sooner.
The thing about haiku, is that it’s not just the 5-7-5 that everyone knows. There’s also supposed to be (kigo) a word that evokes a season, and (kiregi) a pause that separates the poem into two phrases. The first I occasionally remember, but the second I always forget.