This one is “not safe for work.” Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Really.
“Giant Evil Clown Lounge Chair.” “Build Your Own Cage Kit.” “Pile of rotting carnage with flies.”
And my favorite: “Gimp Outfit.”
(Okay, but then there’s “Gaping Hole Outfit.” What the hell is up with that?? Not to mention “Burned Skin and Stained Undergarments,” which sounds a little like a really sad country song.)