Zen Hotdog

A zen master walks up to a hotdog vendor and says, “make me one with everything”.

The hotdog vendor charges him $5; the zen master gives him a $10.  The hotdog vendor gives him a hotdog with everything.

 “What about my change?” the zen master asks.

 “Change comes from within.”

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Q: How do they make decisions in Zen management school?

 A: they run new ideas up the flagpole, and see who climbs up after them.

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