A zen master walks up to a hotdog vendor and says, “make me one with everything”.
The hotdog vendor charges him $5; the zen master gives him a $10. The hotdog vendor gives him a hotdog with everything.
“What about my change?” the zen master asks.
“Change comes from within.”
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Q: How do they make decisions in Zen management school?
A: they run new ideas up the flagpole, and see who climbs up after them.